Monday, January 5, 2009

Things I don't like

Has some engaged dude ever followed you into the bathroom and tried to make out with you on your birthday while you were trying to peacefully drink champagne out of a can in a hut in Antarctica? Well, I hate it when that happens. Because really, the more he says "But it wouldn't mean anything!" the more I think oh good, I would mean so little to you that I could be one of those neat footnotes you tell your buds at the bachelor party and never even feel guilty about because I am that special thanks. Except not, because I said Hell no buddy, and then locked the bathroom door behind me with dignity and grace.

Note to engaged guys: maybe your fiance would not find out. Maybe she wouldn't even care. But I'm not really looking to start relationships of any kind with guys who have made a promise to only love some other woman for the rest of their life.

This is not meant in any way to judge you, if engaged guys are your thing.

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