Has some engaged dude ever followed you into the bathroom and tried to make out with you on your birthday while you were trying to peacefully drink champagne out of a can in a hut in Antarctica? Well, I hate it when that happens. Because really, the more he says "But it wouldn't mean anything!" the more I think oh good, I would mean so little to you that I could be one of those neat footnotes you tell your buds at the bachelor party and never even feel guilty about because I am that special thanks. Except not, because I said Hell no buddy, and then locked the bathroom door behind me with dignity and grace.
Note to engaged guys: maybe your fiance would not find out. Maybe she wouldn't even care. But I'm not really looking to start relationships of any kind with guys who have made a promise to only love some other woman for the rest of their life.
This is not meant in any way to judge you, if engaged guys are your thing.
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